Stitches’ strategy heading into Game 6 of Blue Jays-Mariners ALCS
Speaker of the House Mike Johnson: “This may be one of the longest shutdowns we’ve ever seen.”
Absolutely, Mike.
The Dodgers pitching staff allowed a total of four runs on 14 hits over 36 innings while putting the Brewers to sweep in the NLCS.
Saturday was “Bridge Jump Day” in West Virginia, but this hillbilly bailed after Shohei Ohtani lifted our spirits and lowered our debt.
We are married to the Mariners and they have two chances to close out the Blue Jays in the ALCS and — more importantly — cash our series bet.

Logan Gilbert throws for Seattle.
Trey Yesavage for the Canadian Bluebirds.
No play for us in Game 6.
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We will stick with our hand and root for the Mariners.
No game. No bet on Saturday.
Down -649 musburgers as we wait for the Mariners (+110) to finish the job against the Blue Jays on Sunday.
Credit to Nypost AND Peoples