Kylie Kelce Says She Accidentally Picked Up a ‘Literal Turd’ with Bare Hands

Kylie Kelce continues to share the good, the bad and the incredibly disgusting sides of parenthood. 

The 33-year-old mother of four detailed a particularly stomach-turning story on the Thursday, Sept. 25 episode of her Not Gonna Lie podcast. 

“You know what’s f—– up? I just accidentally picked up a literal turd off my kids’ bathroom floor with my bare hand,” Jason Kelce’s wife said. “I’m almost embarrassed to say this on the Internet. I’m embarrassed to put this out into the world.”

Kylie, who shares daughters Wyatt, 5, Elliotte, 4, Bennett, 2, and Finn, 5 months, with the retired NFL star, 37, went on to explain that her kids have recently gotten into a game called “Foil Fun,” which leaves black foam stickers around the house.  

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“Benny and I were heading into the bathroom for a little potty party, if you will, and I look down on the floor and she says, ‘Oh! It’s poop,’ ” Kylie shared, adding that lately her toddler has been in a phase where she likes to use potty words like “toilet,” “poop,” and more as a joke. 

“Our potty talk is very exciting right now,” Kylie explained. “So naturally when Benny looks on the floor and points to the thing and says, ‘It’s poop,’ I thought it’s just her being her normal self, labeling things in the house that are not actually poop as poop, because when I looked down, I thought to myself, ‘Oh, it’s a freaking sticker. It’s another one of the damn foam stickers stuck to the floor.’ ” 

Unfortunately, misidentifying the poop as a sticker had some pretty nauseating consequences. 

“I bent down and thinking it was a sticker stuck to the floor, I squeezed, with quite a bit of force, what I thought was a foam sticker,” she said. “I raw dogged it. I didn’t take out tissue paper. I didn’t put a glove on. I thought I was picking up a f—— foam sticker.” 

However, Kylie quickly learned that she had made a grave error. 

“You know what it was? A tiny turd. It was a tiny turd,” she said. “Benny was right. It was poop.” 

Naturally, the Philadelphia native had a pretty extreme response when she discovered that the item was not, in fact, a sticker. 

“I think you can imagine, with a germophobe like me, I proceed to have a small — as the kids would call it — crashout,” she said. “And I washed the skin off of my hands.” 

As for who the nugget belonged to, Kylie joked “I’m not pointing any fingers, but the call was coming from inside the bathroom,” adding, “it was correctly identified by the culprit.”