Drea de Matteo fights ‘chemtrails’ naked

Somebody had to.

Drea de Matteo has stepped up and finally done what the rest of us either couldn’t or wouldn’t: made hyper-patriotic soft porn to tackle “chemtrails.”

The actress tells Page Six she’s releasing her first-ever fully nude pictures on OnlyFans — which show her festooned in a body-paint tableau that covers her with rippling Stars and Stripes and a bald eagle keeping watch imperiously over her right nipple — to draw attention to “geoengineering.”

Geoengineering is the well-established practice of reversing the effects of pollution by using man-made techniques, such as reflecting sunlight away from the atmosphere to weaken the greenhouse effect.

But a small, passionate community believes that some such efforts themselves pose a threat. Most famously, the cadre allege that contrails — the thin white clouds that appear in the wake of jet planes — contain harmful chemicals used for geoengineering purposes. They refer to them as “chemtrails.”

(The idea that contrails can be dangerous — usually dismissed as one of the prevalent “conspiracy theories,” along with flat-earthism, moon landing denial, and the like — is heavily disputed. Republican EPA head Lee Zeldin recently released a statement about geoengineering, in which he said that the skinny clouds are “a normal effect of jet aircraft operations and have been since its earliest days of air travel.” The moved seemed to be in response to Louisiana lawmakers trying to institute a “ban” on chemtrails in June).

In the sexy shots, the “Sopranos” actress has “Stop geoengineering” written down her leg.

“We can choose what we eat. We can choose what goes in our arms. But we don’t get a say when powerful interests spray the sky, tamper with our water, or poison our soil,” she told us, “If ‘climate solutions’ mean breathing mystery air and drinking science experiments, the people deserve a vote. This isn’t about denying climate change—it’s about rejecting unchecked geoengineering by those who treat our skies as a playground.”

The image she shared with us is censored. But the free-minded and curious can sign up to her OnlyFans account to get a unimpeded peek at her bald eagle.

As Tom Jones so nearly said: You can leave your tinfoil hat on!