“That Ain’t No Scroll”: Paul Hollywood Slams Phallic Cookie in ‘The Great British Baking Show’ “Biscuit Week”

We’re only in the second week of The Great British Baking Show 2025 and already the bakers are getting randy in the tent! During this week’s all-new episode of The Great British Baking Show, Paul Hollywood himself had to call out one baker’s extremely naughty-looking biscuits, sparking hysterics from Alison Hammond and the rest of the bakers. And that wasn’t the only dirty double entendre we got this week on the otherwise cozy Netflix show…

**Spoilers for The Great British Baking Show Season 13 Episode 2 “Biscuit Week,” now streaming on Netflix**

The Great British Baking Show Season 13 Episode 2 “Biscuit Week” tasked the eleven remaining bakers with three truly difficult challenges. First, they had to make dozen “slice and bake” biscuits, with a twist. The treats had to have an intricate design only visible after the log of dough was cut. Then, they needed to make a batch of chocolate and caramel topped Hobnobs for the Technical Challenge. Finally, they were asked by Paul Hollywood and Prue Leith to make a biscuit “time capsule” for their Showstopper.

While some bakers excelled during “Biscuit Week,” Aaron struggled assembling his Showstopper. His wanted to create a cherry blossom-inspired box holding biscuits that represented key moments and achievements. However, his biscuit bridge failed to come together and the overall design was knocked as looking “clumsy,” by Prue. However, the most damning comments were yet to come.

As Paul opened the “time capsule” and began taking out Aaron’s biscuit “memories,” it became clear that this part of the brief had quickly become an afterthought for the panicking baker.

“What the hell is that?” Paul asked, holding a poorly-piped sandwich biscuit. “Were you rushing at the end?”

Aaron confirmed that, yes, he was rushing, and that all the biscuits inside were the same Earl Grey/yuzu flavor combo. Paul didn’t hear because he was too busy gawking at the next mess.

“WHAT IS THAT?” Paul said, gingerly holding a misshapen biscuit that looked rather like a certain part of the male anatomy. (It should be noted, that he held it at an angle that emphasized its phallic shape.)

“That’s a scroll,” Aaron said.

“That’s his scroll,” Prue helpfully added.

“That’s a scroll?” Paul asked, as the entire tent was giggling. Alison asked to see it for herself and immediately let out a hoarse cackle.

Paul said, “That ain’t no scroll.”

Once the tent stopped laughing, Prue admitted that Aaron’s Earl Grey biscuit was great. Eventually, Aaron would be saved from elimination despite his messy bake. Leighton would be sent home. Tom would be Star Baker.

Of course, Aaron wasn’t the only baker to flirt with frisky commentary this week. Hairstylist Nadia had not one, but two comments that were pretty dirty out of context. Whether or not she realized she was delivering such delicious double entendres wasn’t as clear.

First, Nadia reflected upon how Paul Hollywood spit out her bake last week. That gave her a modest goal heading into “Biscuit Week.”

“This week I hope he actually swallows it and enjoys it,” Nadia said brightly during the intro package to “Biscuit Week.” (Okay…)

Later in the episode, Nadia slips up again when she tells Paul and Prue her plans for a picnic basket-themed time capsule box. She admits that the biscuit dough she’s chosen for the structure isn’t that strong. Her solution? “I just got to make me box a little bit thicker.” The editors sagely cut to Prue adjusting her glasses.

So is The Great British Baking Show “Biscuit Week” a harbinger for more horniness to come? Will this latest season be one of the loosest? Or is this just a case of the tent getting the giggles during an otherwise basic “Biscuit Week”?