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The new Yankees relievers fixed a hole like congestion pricing fixed the leaks in the subways.

If this keeps up, Brian Cashman will be as popular as MTA boss Janno Lieber.

President Trump wants the NFL’s Commanders to change their name back to the Redskins.

There are no plans for that to happen or for the SHL’s Macon Mayhem to be called the Macon Whoopee again.

A couple of Taylor Swift fans from Missouri named their newborn Kelce Taylor.

Fatboy Slim can’t believe how irresponsible the parents are.

And Kamala Harris visited Stephen Colbert for the eighth time.

With the Over/Under set at 9.5 runs, over bettors need two more laughfests before Colbert exits … Cue the Seinfeld music.

Jason Alexander throws for Houston. Sandy Alcantara for the Fish. $50 on the Astros (+110, Caesars).

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Did we snap our losing skid? Does Sydney Sweeney have “great jeans”?

Dylan Cease tossed a one-hitter.

Padres decked the Cards 7-3.

Did the Rangers complete our exacta? Is Sydney Sweeney a “Nazi”?

Jacob deGrom watched three balls leave, and the Mariners tripped Texas 5-4.

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